Bunny Mailbag Email the bunny! (but when you get the answer, remember, you emailed a bunny!) Q: Hi. My name is Melvin. I have an ugly rabbit. It needs a makeover. Can you help me? - Del "Melvin" G., 11/27/04 A: Melvin, have you had your eyes checked recently? There are no ugly rabbits. The next Q/A may help clarify this. Q: Do rabbits use beauty products? A: No, rabbits generally find other rabbits exceedingly attractive anyway. I’m guessing you knew that already. Q: I saw the pictures of Plano and Henry fighting [Ed note: see About Us page]. Is that really a typical staff meeting? A: We at White Rabbit Beauty believe in creative conflict, punctuated by the occasional body slam. Q: Have you ever been involved in a fight at a staff meeting? A: Once or twice. A bunny can only take so many jokes related to moving your ears to improve TV reception. Q: How come the slash on your fragrance-free-product symbol leans to the right instead of the left? - Otis, Maybelline, and Little Milton, 10/4/04 A: Our crack intelligence team alerted us that the left-leaning slash probably originated overseas, possibly even in France! Vowing never to bow to global pressure, we assembled a coalition of the willing (that would be me and the squirrel in the walnut tree) and determined to use a right slash. ...or maybe we just screwed up. Q: Why doesn't the store carry foundation? A: Well, when we suggested foundation, Jean's civil engineering past got the best of her and she ordered several tons of concrete. On further thought, we decided it was just as well, because you need to match your foundation almost exactly to your skin color, and that's difficult to do online. Btw, don't suppose you need a new driveway? Q: Why are there so many cats on the advisory board? A: You ever try to tell a cat “no”?